The Most Random System

Chapter 1001 - 458: Chocolate-Flavored Shit and Shit-Flavored Chocolate Are Not a Single-Choice Question (Part 2)

Who the hell taught you to punctuate like this!Xue Jian smiled, "Lin Li, during class meeting, you listen while standing on your head."

Lin Li: "?"

Have we skipped the punishment of standing already?

...

It’s been more than seven hours since Lin Li’s headstand.

"Ring——"

Amid everyone’s anticipation, the bell indicating the end of the last class of the afternoon rang, and everyone instantly relaxed and unwound.

"Lin Li, just now the history teacher said the Tang Dynasty was the most valuable dynasty in history, I don’t really agree."

Bai Bufan glanced towards the door, his legs continuously shaking, hoping for Xue Jian’s appearance, and while doing nothing, he chatted with Lin Li, who had already arrogantly taken out his phone to play.

"Oh, then what do you think it is?" Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan, curious about what he was going to say.

"I think the Song Dynasty was the most valuable dynasty."

"Which damn gold are you talking about?" Lin Li laughed and cursed, "Yue Fei would find that hard to believe."

"I don’t understand what you’re saying, I’m talking about Song poetry, I think poetry is more impressive than verse, especially valuable." Bai Bufan answered earnestly.

"Sure you do." Lin Li gave the middle finger, but then felt a bit sentimental, "Bufan, why do you think only the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing Dynasties have signature literature, but earlier dynasties don’t?"

Bai Bufan frowned, realizing the matter wasn’t simple, didn’t directly answer Lin Li’s question, but narrowed his eyes and asked:

"Tang poetry, Song poetry, Yuan opera, Ming novels, Qing Dynasty... Lin Li, you wouldn’t mean... with Qing Dynasty literature?"

Lin Li OVU: "Treaties."

"Damn it! I knew it!!!" Bai Bufan couldn’t hold in his laughter.

Amid the antics, the school’s broadcast started up, indicating that the classes on the first floor, grades ten and eleven, could move their chairs to the field.

Xue Jian also walked in, carrying the bag specifically used for students’ phones, starting to distribute phones.

"Let’s reiterate what was said during the class meeting and exercises, when you get your phone, be cautious with games——"

Lin Li: "Anyone playing Mini World, looking for three players urgently."

Seeing Xue Jian put down the bag and pick up a teaching triangle ruler, smiling as he walked into the corner, Lin Li quickly apologized: "Wrong, wrong, teacher, just kidding."

This thing poking could probably hurt a bit.

Xue Jian didn’t bother with Lin Li.

He cared about Class Four.

Therefore, when the broadcast notified classes on the second floor to orderly go downstairs, Lin Li could stop headstanding and carry his chair out.

If only I hadn’t really said headstand in the morning, now Xue Jian might have found a new punishment method.

People indeed shouldn’t be too honest.

Seeing Xue Jian leading the Imperial Army at the front, Lin Li quickened his pace to catch up with Chen Yu Ying, muttering softly, "What a shame, can’t sit together tonight."

On the field, chair arrangement isn’t free; it’d be too messy, so Xue Jian set the positions according to the exercise order, and with this setup, all the girls were in front, although Chen Yu Ying was tall among them, still they were separated by miles.

Lin Li knew that although no one would manage minor seat adjustments, if he blatantly sat among the girls, it would depend on whether Xue Jian would poke him.

"It’s fine." Chen Yu Ying also glanced at Xue Jian leading the Imperial Army at the front, gently patted the camera hanging in front of her chest with her idle left hand, "When I get bored, I’ll pretend to take pictures of everyone, then find you to hang out."

The camera is Xue Jian’s; during events like sports days or class outings, he would bring it out, let the class record moments themselves, and later, select some to post in the class group.

Of course, anyone could use it; however, it was defaulted to be with Chen Yu Ying, so many times, it was directly given to her to take photos.

Chen Yu Ying knew that although no one would manage minor seat adjustments, if she blatantly sat near Lin Li, it would depend on whether Xue Jian would poke Lin Li.

"Not bad, you learn quickly." Lin Li laughed and nodded.

Actually, both of them weren’t bothered about being apart most of the night.

If they were still in the ambiguous phase before getting together, they might worry and feel it’s a wasted opportunity, but now, it’s just not necessary.

"But, class leader, I’ve got a question for you, do you know what the similarity between a camera and Kobe is?" Before returning to the last row of his team, Lin Li lightly tapped Chen Yu Ying’s head and spoke lowly.

"Lin Li~ get lost already." Chen Yu Ying complaint and annoyed, gave Lin Li a light hit, urging him to quickly go back to the last row.

Cameras and Kobe both zoom in huh.

Though unwilling to admit it, Chen Yu Ying was sure that this part of her life was sort of ruined now, she could immediately get the answer, sad.

Seeing her expression, Lin Li burst into laughter, knowing that Chen Yu Ying got it.

Halfway through laughing, Xue Jian leading the Imperial Army turned back and gave a cold glare, prompting Lin Li to sheepishly return to the last row.

As for helping Chen Yu Ying carry the chair, it wasn’t necessary; a chair isn’t a desk, girls aren’t that weak, helping now would just make him stand out too much.

On the way to the last row, passing by Zhou Baowei, Lin Li took out a raisin from his pocket and tossed it towards Zhou Baowei: "Bao Wei, catch."

"What’s this?"

"Raisin."

Zhou Baowei popped it into his mouth, it tasted good, sweet, but one piece was too little, leaving him wanting more as he looked at Lin Li: "Where did you get it? Any more?"