blueteamnovel Chapter 133 The Character Collapses! Do You Call This Cold? !
Chapter 133 The Character Collapses! Do You Call This Cold? !
toothache?
A sudden sentence that leaves people confused.
Several people present could not understand it at all, especially Yao Er who was confused. It always felt like the two of them were communicating across time and space.
But Panhu was stunned when he heard these words, his cold face full of shock.
How does this person know? !
He Panhu has always had a special situation.
According to legend, Panhu has a human body and a dog's face, and cannot fully transform into a human being. However, the reality is that Panhu can transform into a human being, and he is so good-looking that he can be a star!
In fact, the legend is not wrong, but Panhu solved the problem of not being able to transform into human form, but it left the root cause of the disease, which was toothache!
He never told anyone about this, not even his best friend Daju.
How come you can see this person right away? !
"How do you know?" Panhu stared at Wang Jin quietly.
"You can tell." Wang Jin smiled.
"look?"
Of course I know that I am looking at it, but the question is... how to look at it? !
Panhu's mouth twitched, and his teeth suddenly hurt even more.
"Your Majesty, what are you talking about?" Daju looked at them in confusion.
"He has a toothache." Wang Jin pointed to Panhu's teeth and spoke concisely.
He could clearly feel the root cause of Panhu's disease, and immediately thought of the reason. It was a piece of history...
It goes back to the tribal times a long time ago.
At that time, the Quanrong tribe often invaded the east. Emperor Ku led his army several times to fight against the Quanrong tribe, but they always ended in failure. In desperation, Emperor Ku had no choice but to recruit capable people from all over the world, promising whoever could capture the Quanrong tribe. When the leader, General Wu, had his head on his neck, he was rewarded with a wife, thousands of catties of gold, and ten thousand households.
Emperor Ku also raised a magical dog with colorful hair named Panhu.
Panhu not only understands people's thoughts, but also understands people's language.
After hearing that there was such a huge reward, Panhu immediately rushed to the Quanrong camp and stayed with General Wu as an undercover agent. After General Wu relaxed his vigilance, Panhu waited for the opportunity, bit off his head, and returned to the emperor with his head. Come around to ask for credit and reward.
Where have the ministers around Emperor Ku ever seen such magical things? Everyone was dumbfounded. After carefully examining the head, they determined that the head was that of General Wu, the leader of the Quanrong tribe!
Emperor Ku was embarrassed on the spot.
Although the promise was that whoever could kill General Wu, the leader of the Dog Rong, would be betrothed to a woman, but now the one who brought back General Wu's head... was a dog!
Who wants to marry a dog? !
Emperor Ku then wanted to break his promise and just wanted to feed it some delicious food. However, Emperor Ku's daughter (Xin Nu) believed that the emperor's promise was worth thousands of gold and should never go back on it.
Since no woman is willing to marry a dog, then it is up to her to set the precedent of "if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog"!
Emperor Ku had no choice but to betroth his daughter to Panhu.
But marrying a dog is never an option.
So, Emperor Ku personally helped Panhu transform!
The entire transformation process took a total of seven days and seven nights. During this period, Panhu could not see anyone. However, because her daughter was too curious, seven days and seven nights were needed in advance. However, her daughter was too curious and broke into the secret room in advance, causing Panhu to transform. Only halfway... can only be human and dog-faced.
From then on, the allusion that Panhu was a human being with a dog's face was left, and the root of the toothache was also buried at that time. Even though Panhu can now completely transform into a human form, the toothache has not been resolved.
Wang Jin felt that Emperor Ku might not be good at studying, which caused Panhu to make mistakes during his transformation, or it might be intentional!
No one can stand the chance of such a good daughter marrying a dog!
Wang Jin smiled and waved to Panhu.
"come here."
Panhu's eyes flickered and he hesitated for a moment before walking over.
Wang Jin saw him approaching and motioned for him to open his mouth. Panhu was stunned... suddenly thinking of a possibility, she opened her mouth with some anticipation and some hesitation.
"Be careful he bites you." Beside you, Yao Er whispered darkly.
Hearing this, Panhu rolled his eyes and raised his middle finger towards Yao Er to express his emotion.
"It seems that Emperor Ku is not good at studying." Wang Jin checked the situation and said with a smile.
Panhu was stunned. Before he could react, Wang Jin tapped his teeth in vain.
A cool feeling immediately spread through his mouth.
The next moment, Wang Jin took out a piece of paper from the kit. The paper was old and looked very old. "Look at the words on it and read them carefully."
Panhu subconsciously began to read, "The late Emperor started his business not even halfway through..."
The more he read, the smoother he read, the brighter the light in his eyes, and in the end he even burst out laughing on the spot!
"I'm fine, I'm fine!!"
"I have said so many words, but my tooth still doesn't hurt, not at all!!"
Panhu laughed. The whole person seemed to be crazy.
The demon ears stare!
I never expected that Panhu, who had always cherished his words like gold, would suddenly show such a posture.
Daju, on the other hand, looked dull, as if he was meeting Panhu for the first time.
He suddenly realized something, it was unbelievable and unbelievable!
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have always cherished words like gold... is it because of toothache?!"
grass! ! !
The character is ruined, Your Majesty! !
Co-author I always thought that you were aloof by nature and didn't like to talk. Your feelings were because you had a fucking toothache and it was inconvenient to talk? !
Daju's eyes widened.
As expected, Panhu became more talkative and handed the ancient piece of paper with ancient inscriptions to Wang Jin, "Thank you, I don't even know how to repay you."
"Nothing to repay."
Wang Jin put away the piece of paper and said with a smile, "If you want to repay me, I have a suggestion."
"You said, I will definitely help if I can." Panhu said very sincerely.
"How about being a social animal?"
"……Um?"
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bar,
After the collision of realms ended, the people who were temporarily comatose were restored by spells and returned to their lives of luxury and luxury.
The songs are moving, various lights are dazzling the sky, and exciting music is playing, and big waves of DJ girls can be seen dancing to the beat.
Panhu relied on his proud appearance to attract a lot of girls. He told endless jokes and made the girls tremble. He looked like a veteran in love.
The big orange next to him looked as if he had been struck by lightning, as if he were a clay or wooden sculpture.
...Collapse, collapse, character collapse!
My cold king!
Da Ju is about to cry but has no tears. If he had known this would happen, he might as well have given the king a toothache for the rest of his life. At least he could have maintained his aloof character!
In fact, it makes sense to think about it. In myths and legends, Panhu took the initiative to sneak into the Quanrong tribe to assassinate General Wu because he heard about the reward for his wife. At that time, Panhu had not even transformed into a human form...
Wang Jin smiled when he saw this scene, and even took the initiative to order a few bottles of wine. However, when the waiter told him the price, he was stunned.
"So expensive?" Wang Jin also knew that prices are high now, but he didn't expect it to be so expensive. A bottle of prepared wine costs thousands, or even tens of thousands!
Could it be that these wines are made from immortal spirits?
"Ordinary wine only deceives rich people." Maotu seemed to understand Wang Jin's thoughts and said with a smile.
Wang Jin suddenly realized... This is the same as luxury goods. The premium is simply too high, and what you drink is not the essence of the wine, but a 'status symbol'.
Wang Jin laughed dumbly and turned to look at Mei Niang, "Want to drink, Mei Niang?"
"If my husband drinks, I will drink." Mei Niang didn't care too much. She just held her chin and looked at the hot girl pole dancing on the dance floor with great interest.
Hear the words.
Wang Jin nodded.
"Please give me all the wine." Wang Jin said with a smile. Although he was not as addicted to alcohol as Yao'er, he still loved drinking, like the fairy wine that Mao Tu had given him. He went back that day and drank with Mei Niang. Drink together.
The waiter was surprised, then smiled happily, turned around and slipped into the wine.
Yao Er's eyes lit up, he scratched his head shyly and smiled, "Mr. Wang Jin."
If you order so much wine, you won’t be able to finish it, right? You definitely need me, Yao Er, to share some of the burden, right? !
He seemed to have smelled the aroma of alcohol!
Wang Jin smiled, spread his palms, and said, "Give me the money."
Yao'er's energy was instantly drained, and he leaned back on the chair languidly, as if a soul flew out of his mouth...
Panhu suddenly looked disdainful and rolled his eyes.
After a while, bottles of wine came one after another. Perhaps because Wang Jin ordered too many, there was even a young lady with outstanding appearance holding a sign to give away wine, which attracted the attention of the whole audience.
Mei Niang found it interesting and looked at all this with a smile.
Wang Jin was also surprised and asked the waiter to open the wine and then tasted them one by one.
"Foreign wine?" He drank some and then handed the bottle to Yao'er.
He said he would give money, but he still left some for Yao Er.
Yao Er immediately resurrected with full blood, "I like Mr. Wang Jin the most, Dai Si Gei!"
Maotu:?
She suddenly seemed to be strangling her senior brother to death.
Where on earth did this damn rabbit learn a foreign language? !
At this time, Panhu looked at Wang Jin while drinking wine and asked seriously:
"Mr. Wang Jin said before...what does it mean to be a social animal?"
Wang Jin glanced at him and said concisely, "Eternal Life Mansion."
Hear the words.
Maotu was startled and immediately looked at Panhu.
She didn't expect that the 'social animal' Wang Jin mentioned was going to Changsheng Mansion!
To a certain extent, this is Wang Jin helping them
"Changsheng Mansion?!" Panhu's mouth twitched.
"Instead of going to Changsheng Mansion, you can go to Gouchen Mansion." Wang Jin laughed.
"Ah? Go to Gouchen Mansion!"
Daju smiled bitterly, "We monsters don't like Gou Chen's house."
Each of the Six Imperial Houses performs their own duties, among which Gouchen House specializes in dealing with monsters, which frightens countless monsters. Daju himself is a member of the monster alliance and often deals with Gouchen House, so he naturally knows how terrifying these guys are.
It is no exaggeration to say that Gouchenfu is the nemesis of monsters!
Wang Jin smiled and didn't force it, "It's okay not to go."
"I don't welcome you in Gouchen Mansion." Yao Er suddenly snorted from the side.
Utu rolled his eyes, "Don't listen to this."
"Why don't you listen? I'm the deputy palace master." Yao Er puffed up his chest.
Wang Jin was a little surprised, "Yao'er, are you the deputy palace master?"
"That's right." Yao Er nodded proudly.
In fact, the reason why Gouchen Mansion is feared by monsters and is called the nemesis of monsters is... Gouchen Mansion is a group of monsters!
The only person who knows monsters best is the monster himself.
Monsters are more ruthless and cruel when dealing with their own kind!
Wang Jin suddenly realized that when he was in Jiangling City, he also heard the Tudong introduce the situation of each of the Six Imperial Palaces.
There are a group of demons in Gouchen Mansion who have received great favors from Liu Yu Mansion or have kind hearts, in order to help Liu Yu Mansion stabilize the order in the world.
Because of this, the monsters grew to hate the Gouchen Mansion even more over time, saying that they were a group of monsters who worked for humans.
It may sound outrageous, but there are many stories of monsters repaying kindness in the story books. Monsters are simple in nature and not as complex as humans. For them, good or evil are pure.
The evil demon will destroy the world, and the good demon will save the world.
"I can go to the Gouchen Mansion. But if I go, I have to be the head of the Mansion!" Panhu said seriously after thinking about it.
"Are you riding a horse?!"
Yao Er glared, "You want to steal my position as soon as you come here??"
Panhu looked sideways, not giving in at all.
Wang Jin waved his hand, and the two of them stopped immediately.
Panhu was silent for a moment and then said, "I'll give Mr. Wang Jin some face."
"Hey, that's nice to say, I'm giving Mr. Wang Jin face." Yao Er snorted.
Wang Jin smiled.
These two guys were enemies in their previous life?
Mao Tu said thoughtfully, "The principal palace master can't do it, but the deputy palace master can. Like my senior brother, he is an honorary deputy palace master."
"No problem." Panhu nodded decisively.
He originally planned to ask the deputy palace master to do it.
That's right, that's just what he said in a big way.
As the saying goes, Chinese people are all about compromise, and when bargaining, you must first give a high price.
"Should I quit the monster alliance?" Panhu said.
"You don't have to retreat." Maotu shook his head.
The creation of the Monster Alliance itself has something to do with the Gouchen Mansion. The former is not a purely 'civilian' organization.
Daju was relieved when he saw that the few people had reached an agreement. If he were asked to withdraw from the monster alliance, those friends might scold them behind their backs.
suddenly,
Wang Jin, who was drinking, looked to the other side.
He narrowed his eyes and whispered softly, "Someone from heaven has come down."
"who is it?"
Mei Niang took a sip of wine and looked back.
"One of my favorite old friends in heaven."
"Um?"
"Taibai Venus."
"Taibai Jinxing has come down to earth? Are you going to kill him?" Maotu thought of what Wang Jin said not long ago.
Wang Jin smiled slightly, "Am I the one who fights and kills? Besides, Taibai Jinxing is my friend, one of the few friends I have in the sky."
Hearing this, the corner of Maotu's mouth twitched.
Not the one who beats and kills? !
Those two Arhats almost got their shit beaten out of them!
She shook her head, dispelled the strange thoughts, and continued to ask, "Did Taibai Jinxing come down to earth specifically to find you because of what you said? If you are friends... find someone you know in heaven to be your friend." Lobbyists are reasonable.”
Wang Jin shook his head, "The immortals and Buddhas in heaven are not in the same place. You don't know the situation in heaven in the human world. If you go there, you will know. They don't communicate much, so there is the Peach Club, and the immortals gather only once a year. But now there should be more communication, but only a little more.”
Mao Tu blinked, "If you put it like that, the time doesn't match up. It's only been a few hours since Master Wang Jin beat the two Arhats. They probably haven't spread the news to heaven yet."
"In other words, Taibai Jinxing didn't come down to be a lobbyist?"
Wang Jin smiled and didn't answer, just put the wine glass down.
"I won't drink anymore. These wines don't taste very good. I'll find some other wines to drink..."
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