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Chapter 887: Qin King Zhu Xi: Tired, Destroy It, I Don’T Want This Europe Anymore [Please Subscribe,

During the Qin Dynasty, King Zhu Ping divided his 150,000 marines into 15 groups, with the main purpose of killing the upper-class rulers of England, the king, and all the noble lords. He even gave up the thunder of the cities and castles that had been attacked for this purpose. Attack.

However, in just three months, more than 99% of the people on the island of England, including King Richard II, and other noble lords of all sizes were massacred by the marines under the command of Qin King Zhu Di.

Only a few noble lords who had just left the island of England before, or who were lucky enough to disguise themselves as ordinary English people, went to the countryside to hide, and were not discovered for the time being, barely escaped.

And when King Qin Zhu Zhen chopped off the King of England and all the lords and nobles like melons and vegetables, most of the people in England didn't even realize what was going on.

After all, the purpose of Qin King Zhu Ping was very clear from the beginning, which was to kill the upper-class ruling class of the Kingdom of England.

And these upper-class ruling classes basically live in their own cities, castles and manors, so the goal of the marine army under King Zhu Di of Qin is also to go straight to see these cities, castles and manors.

Therefore, in this Thunder Rush battle, except for those English people who relied on and lived in cities, castles and manors.

After seeing with his own eyes that the noble lord who had been dominating his head was easily killed, he knew that England might have changed.

The rural countryside, where more than 70% of the people on the English island live, failed to receive the news in time.

During these three months, it is not as if there were no English people living in the countryside who went to the cities, castles and manors where the noble lords were, to trade and buy agricultural products, or to find people to visit relatives, etc.

However, under the coercion of the eyes of hundreds of marines who stayed in various cities, castles and manors, and the orders of the Jin Yiwei who could barely speak and communicate in English.

The currently highest-ranking steward in each city, castle or manor, or a certain English citizen, also climbed up the high walls of the city, castle and manor tremblingly.

Tell those people who want to enter the city, castle and manor, let them come back in three months.

Although these rural people who want cities, castles and manors are a little puzzled by this.

But when they wanted to ask a few more questions, a bow and arrow shot at their feet from the 17th side of the city, castle and manor as a warning.

These rural people immediately turned around and ran back with their agricultural products and other things without any doubts.

You must know that the current social systems of various European countries are similar to those of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period of China, which were still under feudalism and serfdom.

Under such a social system, the lower class English people were truly inferior to pigs and dogs in front of those noble lords.

Once they offend a noble lord and are killed, the English people at the bottom will have basically nothing to redress their grievances, and their death will be in vain.

So it's just that they are prohibited from entering the cities, castles and manors of the noble lords for three months. They are not allowed to die. The common people in England are too lazy to worry about why.

Anyway, the upper-class noble lords have done ridiculous things more than once or twice.

If most of the people in England at the bottom did not know what was going on, they did nothing and still maintained a kind of ignorant peace.

Well, those English people in the captured cities and castles and manors, although they knew what happened, they also did not dare to do anything.

The terrifying artillery fire, arrow rain, and cruel methods of slaughtering noble lords like pigs and dogs that the marines under the command of King Zhu Ping of Qin displayed when they breached the city, castle and manor also broke their courage.

They even saw the tragic situation of soldiers of noble lords bleeding to death due to being bombarded by unscrupulous cannons, which made them have nightmares when they slept at night.

Under such circumstances, even if there were only 500 marines left to guard them, or even less.

But they didn't dare to act rashly at all. They did whatever the imperial guard who could barely speak English asked them to do.

And although they may be uneducated, it doesn't mean they are fools.

Even if they can kill the five hundred marines who are now responsible for guarding them, they will still be unable to resist once the large force of marines who left before returns.

After all, if they had been able to resist, those noble lords would not have been defeated and killed.

Fortunately, there are large amounts of food stored in the cities, castles and manor warehouses of various noble lords, so even if they don't go out to work within three months, they won't be hungry for the time being.

After using thunderous means to quickly eliminate the upper-class ruling aristocracy on the English island.

King Zhu Fang of Qin also led a group of civil and military officials under his command, preparing to settle in London, the former capital of England where he was loyal.

However, as soon as they entered the city of London, the "fragrance" that hit their nostrils made Qin King Zhu Di and all the civil and military officials under his command unable to help but vomit.

First of all, it must be explained that the current overall social environment in Europe is in the "dark, backward, and ignorant Middle Ages" period.

In this dark medieval period, European people did not collect humans for top dressing and planting, and they did not have a systematic health system. In addition, the medical civilization of ancient Rome had been lost due to the invasion.

At present, cities in various European countries are extremely filthy, and the feces of urban residents cannot be cleaned and there is no one to clean it.

For example, in Paris, the capital of France next door to England, in the Middle Ages, that is, in this period, feces could be thrown away at will, or it could simply be collected and thrown out of the wall.

As a result, the feces inside the city of Paris piled up into mountains, getting higher and higher, and even the king of Paris and the noble lords had to further heighten the city wall for this reason.

This can also be said to be a very incomprehensible and incredible thing.

What’s even more incomprehensible and unbelievable is that residents of Paris would dump their feces out of the window.

As early as 1270, more than a hundred years before the current sixth year of Shengping (1395), Paris issued a decree:

"No one is allowed to dump water or feces from the balcony window, otherwise they will have to pay a fine."

But the Parisians were unwilling to abide by this rule. Even a century later, in Paris, France next door, there was a new law:

"If you are willing to shout Garea\eau three times, you can dump urine and feces from the balcony window.

This has resulted in people in Paris having to hold umbrellas when they go out and walk on the street.

Is this because they are gentlemen and elegant?!!

No, I simply don’t want to be covered in shit by a basin of shit that suddenly falls from the sky.

To tell a cold joke, the original intention of the invention of European high-heeled shoes, top hats, and tutu skirts was not because of the demeanor of a gentleman or a lady.

He was invented simply because he didn’t want to step on feces everywhere when walking on the road.

The purpose of inventing the top hat was simply to make it easier for me to pull it directly onto the top hat when I was walking on the street and wanted to go to the toilet.

The purpose of inventing the tutu skirt was purely because I wanted to put a basin in it when I went to the toilet, so that I could go to the toilet more conveniently without being seen by outsiders.

Therefore, the maids next to the ladies of European aristocratic lords in the Middle Ages often carried a basin with them.

When a lady needs to go to the toilet, she will ask the maid to put the basin into her wide skirt and start using the toilet.

After it's over, ask the maid to lie down somewhere else.

Therefore, if you see a lady squatting in the Middle Ages, please walk away silently, because she is not feeling unwell, but may just be going to the toilet.

For example, during the ceremony to celebrate Anna Boleyn's becoming Henry VIII's queen, two maids squatted under the table throughout the banquet.

One holds the potty and the other holds a tissue, ready to catch her excrement.

Such a thing is simply unimaginable to the Chinese people.

In addition, Europeans in the Middle Ages were very keen on building palaces. The reason for this was simply that the Europeans in the Middle Ages themselves could not bear the smell of feces coming from their noses.

Like the famous Louvre, Versailles, etc., every part of these official buildings is a "toilet" and "toilet" for the European nobles in the Middle Ages.

Whether it's on the fireplace, behind the door, on the wall, on the balcony, on every stone in the hallway, on the grand welcoming steps...

In short, as long as these European noble lords come to feel it, any place can become their "toilet" and "toilet" anytime, anywhere.

Once the "fragrance" is everywhere in the palace, they will move to another place to continue the damage, and then ask the servants to clean and ventilate the temporarily abandoned palace.

By the time this palace can be used again, the previous place is almost completely ruined, and the cycle repeats itself.

The reason why such disgusting things happen is because in medieval Europe, there was no concept of toilets.

There were only two ways for people to go to the toilet in the Middle Ages. The more sophisticated ones would get a bucket at home and sit on it, then throw the feces into the street.

If you are not particular about it, just find a deserted corner on the street to solve it.

And another very important point is that there were also no sewers in Europe during the Middle Ages.

All stains, excrement, etc. can only be discharged into the river.

For example, there is a layer of golden feces floating on the Thames River outside London, the capital of England. However, when King Zhu Di of Qin and others entered the city, they did not notice it for the time being.

To put it bluntly, the current level of cleanliness and sanitation in cities in European medieval countries is far less than that of ancient Rome.

At least in ancient Rome, large water pipes and sewers were built inside the city.

It's just that these water pipes and sewers were basically destroyed and disappeared by the European Middle Ages.

Dirty sewage and garbage and feces on the ground became the most common urban street scenes in medieval Europe.

In addition, the people of Europe in the Middle Ages, whether they were nobles or common people, did not take a bath for a long time. "Some may even never take a bath for ten lifetimes."

William Leckie once said in his book "European Moral History":

"The purity of the body is a blasphemy to the soul. The most worshiped saints are those whose clothes are caked in filth."

Like Washington who signed the Declaration of Independence, Queen Elizabeth I of England, the Pope with exclusive rights, Joan of Arc, etc., they will definitely have a sour smell of sweat on their bodies and hair.

The reason for this is that people in various European countries in the Middle Ages believed in Christianity and took baths.

It is disrespectful to God. Only by not taking a bath can we maintain a "holy body".

Isabella I, who had funded Columbus in history, once proudly declared to the world that she only took a bath once in her life, once when she was born, and once after her wedding.

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So the Europeans’ “masculinity” and “femininity” are really “masculinity” and “femininity”!

Of course, some Europeans may not be able to stand the "masculinity" or "femininity" in themselves or others.

Therefore, the wives of these European noble lords developed and used a large number of perfumes to cover up their "masculinity" and "femininity".

This is why noodles are so popular among Europeans.

Also, Europeans during this period had no etiquette to speak of.

For example, eating with a knife and fork only became popular in Europe after the 18th century.

During the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, most people in Europe served portions of their meals from shared plates.

They may use a knife to dig vegetables, or they may directly reach out to dig vegetables, but they basically use their hands to grab food!

This is the same as Zheng Gaobi Asan of China.

Some etiquette books in the Middle Ages and Renaissance even emphasized that eaters could only use the three fingers of their right hand to grab food, instead of grabbing food like some vulgar

Like farmers, they use their whole hands, or even two hands, to grab food.

And in medieval Europe, blowing your nose into your fingers was actually considered appropriate behavior!

A 15th-century etiquette book of unknown author, "Observance of Meal Etiquette," reads:

"Don't blow your nose with the same hand you used to hold the meat. If you accidentally get your nose on the ground, be sure to wipe it off quickly with your feet.

Elizabeth I in the original history also suggested that gentlemen should not use their hands to dig things in their purses when eating, because their hands will be covered with stolen goods, and then use their hands to grab food.

Not clean anymore.

It can be said that in medieval Europe, whether it was public urban sanitation or personal hygiene, everything was a mess!

Under such circumstances, various disease germs in Europe are like returning to Happy Camp.

In addition to the Black Death, various infectious diseases, such as typhoid, smallpox, hemp, and tuberculosis, took turns to attack.

Because disease and mortality were so high, there was even a proverb in medieval Europe: "There are not enough living people to bury the dead."

In 1480, the average life expectancy of urban residents in Italy was only about 30 years old, while people living in the countryside could live to about 40 years old.

It can be said that the reason why Medieval Europe is called the "dark, backward, and ignorant Middle Ages" is because Medieval Europe was really dark, backward, and ignorant.

When King Zhu Di of Qin and a group of civil and military officials listened to the report of the marines stationed in London and the Jin Yiwei who could speak some basic English.

No matter it was Qin Wang Zhu Xi or all the civil and military officials, they were all numb, dumbfounded, and stupid.

Before coming all the way, they thought that they and others might encounter many things.

But no one could imagine that they would encounter a filthy city filled with disgusting feces everywhere!

Even the London girls they saw now were slightly cleaner after the garrison soldiers and royal guards used force to help force the city residents to conduct an emergency preliminary cleanup.

Duncheng!

King Zhu Di of Qin and other civil and military officials could not even imagine how dirty and smelly the original London city would be!

Even just thinking about the original city of London, Qin King Zhu Di and all the civil and military officials couldn't help but want to vomit.

Immediately, King Qin Zhu Di and a group of civil and military officials withdrew from the city of London, thinking that standing outside the city would not smell the foul smell of feces.

As a result, as soon as I exited the city of London, I saw golden excrement floating on the Thames outside London.

At this moment, Qin King Zhu Xi and all the civil and military officials couldn't bear it anymore. They all vomited immediately, even vomiting out the bitter bile of himself and others.

After vomiting, both Qin King Zhu Di and all the civil and military officials looked much pale, as if they had suffered a major blow.

After vomiting, King Qin Zhu Di had only one thought: he was tired and destroyed it. He didn't want this stinky Europe anymore!