Chapter 66: Feng Aotian: Laughing like a broken man! You stinky fox, speak up!
Chapter 66: Feng Aotian: Laughing like a broken man! You stinky fox, speak up!
Just as Dong Zhan clung tightly to Yin Lingsu's leg, preparing to unleash the "Heaven and Earth Together" technique to perish together with her, at the same moment...
Dong Mo and his group successfully navigated the spirit boat and escaped the small world barrier of Heming Mountain.
"Finally escaped..."
Song Qiuyu let out a long breath, her tense nerves finally relaxing a bit. She turned to look at Dong Mo, about to say something, but found that Dong Mo's expression was not good.
If you ask why—
All because at this moment, he was caught in the middle of the bickering couple Feng Ling Shuang and Gu Zi Yue, watching them argue, and also having to deal with the harassment from Feng Ling Shuang's sword, Feng Ming Sword!
[Phoenix Cry Sword: This sweet and soft little orange cake is so delicious! Even your disgusted expression towards your sister is so delicious!]
Dong Mo was too lazy to complain. It wasn't the Spirit Sword game he liked, so he completely ignored the dialogue and plot.
Hmph... You freakish spirit sword, feel free to harass me!
Uncle me, I've long since become immune to this level of harassment after being bombarded with the witty remarks of that monstrous spirit sword, the Purple Nether Sword!
Looking at Feng Ling Shuang and Gu Zi Yue next to Dong Mo, they were like two bots, frantically searching for enemies in the void, always picking fights with each other over the smallest things!
Gu Ziyue put her hands on her hips, her fox ears standing straight up: "Hmph! White-haired girl! Stay away from my junior brother, he won't go to Zhongzhou with you!"
Feng Ling Shuang sneered, "Fine! Then why don't you take Junior Brother Dong off the ship? Let's see if the Dong family arrests you!"
Gu Ziyue retorted, "Fine! I'll get off the ship right now! Dong Mo! Come with me! I'll take you to the Southern Wilderness!"
Feng Ling Shuang laughed, crossing her arms: "Happy, do you think Junior Brother Dong will agree?"
Gu Ziyue snapped, "Shut up! What business is it of yours, you white-haired girl, that I'm talking to Junior Brother Dong?"
"You've already started crying."
"I'm getting impatient with you, Lao Feng!"
"Then don't get on our boat!"
"Do you really think I'm a fool? The Dong family's pursuers are right behind us! If I go down now, wouldn't that be suicide?"
"You stinking fox, why are you spouting nonsense without getting off the ship?! You're making a scene!"
.........
"..."
Dong Mo automatically ignored the harassment from the Phoenix Cry Sword and looked at the noisy Gu Ziyue and Feng Ling Shuang in front of him, and his mood inexplicably improved.
After being hunted down by the Dong family for so long, it's finally time for some fun.
As Dong Mo thought of this, his gaze involuntarily swept over the two women.
Gu Ziyue and Feng Ling Shuang's breasts, each with their own "demon pills" and "spiritual pearls," were rising higher and higher with their anger, their curves becoming increasingly tempting, almost as if they were about to come face to face.
Dong Mo couldn't help but grin, his gaze darting between the people.
Well... all I can say is that the alluring fox demon and the white-clad fairy truly deserve their reputation as veteran characters in the Xianxia genre; they're undeniably classics. A Xianxia novel without these two elements can only end up with a relatively unsuccessful life.
Moreover, the way the two of them argued was exactly the same as in the game's storyline, truly a perfect example of a father-in-law/son-in-law relationship!
Speaking of which, these two girls are quite interesting. When they don't see each other, they're perfectly normal, but as soon as they meet, they transform into foul-mouthed and irritable older sisters.
In the original story, it could be explained that Feng Ling Shuang stole Gu Zi Yue's limelight and opportunities, which made her very unhappy. Now, it can only be said that the two of them are incompatible by nature.
Just as Dong Mo was thinking this, Song Qiuyu, who was focused on controlling the spirit boat, suddenly spoke up.
"Can you two stop arguing? Even if you're going to argue, can't you wait until we've escaped their pursuit?"
Upon hearing this, Dong Mo nodded in deep agreement, secretly commenting to himself: Don't underestimate Song Qiuyu just because she's a supporting character; she's much more sensible than these two main characters.
However, Song Qiuyu's next sentence completely baffled Dong Mo.
"Besides, what was the point of what you two were arguing about? Even if you want to get to the bottom of who Junior Brother Dong should go with, you should at least ask Junior Brother Dong's opinion!"
"..."
Dong Mo stared wide-eyed at Song Qiuyu's retreating figure in disbelief.
Senior Sister Song! Why did you say such malicious things?
I finally managed to distract them and stop them from bothering me! How did you manage to draw their attention back to me?
Song Qiuyu! Don't you dare make me die!
Sure enough, as Song Qiuyu finished speaking...
Gu Ziyue and Feng Lingshuang stopped arguing at the same time and turned to look at Dong Mo.
"That's right!" Gu Ziyue slapped her thigh. "I was so busy arguing with that white-haired girl that I almost forgot about you!"
Feng Ling Shuang also stepped forward, arms crossed, staring intently at Dong Mo: "Junior Brother Dong! Tell me quickly, who are you going with? We've asked you this time and time again, but you still haven't given an answer, have you?"
The two women flanked him, one on each side, their four gazes like four sharp swords piercing straight at him.
Dong Mo's forehead was sweating and his back was cold as he secretly made plans.
Um... can I have them all, and then we can have two apprenticeships and two people in charge?
Of course, Dong Mo only dared to think these words in his heart and didn't dare to say them out loud.
After all, if he really dared to say those things, he would probably turn into a loose Gundam and a sugar-coated apple at the entrance of the vegetable market in the next second.
"I……"
Dong Mo opened his mouth, his brain racing, trying to find an answer that would neither offend either side and allow him to escape unscathed.
Just then...
"boom!"
The spirit boat jolted violently, and Dong Mo stumbled, almost falling to the ground.
"What's going on?" Feng Ling Shuang's expression changed, and she gripped the ship's railing to look back.
In the distance, dozens of streaks of light were seen rushing toward the spirit boat. Those were the Dong family's pursuers, a dozen small spirit boats and hundreds of cultivators, covering the sky and exuding a menacing aura.
The leading Nascent Soul stage cultivators, wielding spirit swords, were launching a ranged attack towards the spirit boat.
Streams of sword energy and magical incantations bombarded the sword energy barrier surrounding the spirit boat, creating ripples. Although the barrier firmly blocked all the attacks, the resulting vibrations still caused the spirit boat to rock violently.
"Hold on tight!"
Song Qiuyu shouted, forming hand seals, and the core of the spirit boat's formation erupted with even stronger light. The spirit wings flapped suddenly, and the spirit boat shot forward like an arrow, weaving and dodging attacks from behind in the sea of clouds.
Feng Ling Shuang gritted her teeth and held onto the gunwale, her face pale.
Gu Ziyue was also shaken and swayed, only managing to steady herself by tightly wrapping her purple tail around the mast.
"Are these people never going to stop?" Gu Ziyue gritted her teeth, her amber eyes filled with rage. "Stop the ship! I've never been bullied like this before! If it's really too much, I'll fight them to the death, even if it means committing suicide!"
Upon hearing this, Feng Ling Shuang turned and glared at her: "You're always thinking about yourself!"
Gu Ziyue: "You..."
"Alright! Alright!" Song Qiuyu interrupted their argument, her tone urgent.
"Stop arguing! They're catching up again!"
Before he could finish speaking, a huge black shadow rapidly approached from behind, its speed far exceeding that of the other pursuers.
It was a giant eagle, with a wingspan of at least ten zhang (approximately 33 meters). Its jet-black feathers gleamed with a metallic sheen in the sunlight. Crimson light flashed in its eyes, and a ferocious aura emanated from its body.
"That's... a Core Formation stage pet beast tamed by the Dong family!" Dong Mo's expression changed.
The giant eagle let out a sharp cry, flapped its wings, and suddenly accelerated, swooping straight down toward the deck of the spirit boat!
Clearly, its target was the four people on deck.
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