Chapter 13 Great Character!
Chapter 13 Great Character!
The ninja roared, and the entire place fell silent. Even Lin Jianlu at the door was stunned, his mouth agape.
Although the reason was quite bizarre, it must be admitted that the sincere emotions and strong beliefs displayed by Ninja-san greatly shocked everyone present.
Lin Jianlu had thought Chen Chen, who linked Cheng Xiuxiu's jailer to Zhou Pi, was already quite a genius, but she never expected there to be even more extraordinary figures. There was Yan Yiyan, who seemed to be in the contact list; Feng Chuan Xiangzi, a seasoned lover; and the club members with the sun in their hearts... Although she wasn't very familiar with this anime club, Lin Jianlu even had a feeling that, even with this abrupt and furious ninja-san, the few hidden talents she had encountered so far were just a drop in the ocean. This club was full of hidden talents and was truly exceptional!
And Chen Chen, the vice president who leads the club, completely changed her previous impression of him.
This guy is no ordinary genius; he can win the hearts and minds of so many people!
"Damn it..." The vice president spoke up in the silence, his face full of anger, "Can you stop making up all this nonsense?!"
"Huh? It's fake?" Everyone was puzzled and looked at Fengchuan Xiangzi.
She nodded, then tugged at Chen Chen's sleeve and pouted:
"But he called me an old auntie."
"You're welcome to call me an old man too." Ninja-san slowly stood up, clenched his fists, his brow furrowed, and stared intently at Fengchuan Xiangzi:
"Spreading rumors and misleading the public is truly despicable!"
"Eee—"
The rapidly emerging aura of power made Fengchuan Xiangzi quickly hide behind Chen Chen, clinging to his arm and trembling.
"Chen Chen, Brother Chen! He looks so angry, he's going to hit me! Help me, help me!"
But Chen Chen didn't seem to intend to stop the ninja. Watching him approach step by step, he even chuckled and spoke to Feng Chuan Xiangzi, who was hiding behind him:
"I remember there used to be a rule that calling someone by their real name within the club would be punished, right?"
"What kind of time is this to be so hung up on your real name! Help me first!"
"Tell me first what kind of punishment you are willing to accept."
"Taking advantage of someone's misfortune, you deserve to die!"
"Tit for tat, after all, you also publicly slandered my innocence, didn't you?"
"Is dating me a public insult to your innocence? How much do you look down on me?!"
Chen Chen turned around, his voice serious: "No matter who I'm dating, fabricating stories and gossip is an attempt to smear my innocence."
Upon hearing this, the girl's eyes darted around, she chuckled, and suddenly tiptoed closer to Chen Chen's cheek, her soft, seductive voice carrying a warm, fragrant breath that brushed against his nose:
"You amnesiac scoundrel, is that really something that came out of nowhere?"
"One hundred days."
"Huh?"
"Cleaning for 100 days."
"Holy crap, are you even human?!"
"He's coming."
"I kill you!"
But upon seeing Ninja-san's determined and murderous demeanor, Shoko Hyouka lowered her head, accepting the punishment with immense humiliation and gritted teeth.
"Alright, one hundred days it is..."
"make a deal."
But after the deal was made, the vice president just stood there, motionless, watching Ninja-san slowly walk over.
"No, why aren't you doing anything?"
"What do you want?"
"Help me!"
"I'm already saving you."
"I...I'm not well-educated, don't lie to me..." Watching the ninja approach step by step, Shoko Kaede grew increasingly terrified, clinging tightly to the vice president's arm until...
Until Ninja-san arrived in front of them.
"You liar old lady, please let go."
"You...you just let me loosen my grip like that, you treat me like... ugh..."
Sweeping her with Ninja-san's gloomy gaze, Fengchuan Xiangzi quickly let go of Chen Chen's arm, crouched down behind him, and hid cautiously, but was actually soft and gentle!
"I'm sorry!" Ninja-san bowed his head sharply, sincerely apologizing to the vice president. "The vice president actually loves lolis, and I shouldn't have been so easily deceived! To express my apology..." Ninja-san raised his head, his words earnest, "I'm willing to commit seppuku to atone for my sins!"
Everyone was shocked. This ninja-san, whose loli-like roar just now was already astounding, hadn't expected her apology to be so... astonishing! You see, that was seppuku! To be willing to entrust one's life for the sake of one's unwavering purity and righteousness was truly awe-inspiring. This is what it means to be a virtuous person of old! Ninja-san, you are a true virtuous person!
"It's alright, I've never blamed you." The vice president spoke, gently helping the bowing ninja-san to his feet, his tone affectionate. "Besides, you, and everyone here, are the backbone of our club. The club's development, the spread of loli fetishes, the rectification of the stinky feet fetish, and the worldwide popularity of the 'God of Zero'—all of this will require your selfless contributions in the future. A great mission is still calling us. How could I possibly make you commit seppuku to atone for your sins at a time like this!"
Oh! Truly admirable! The vice president's voice sounded so gentle, and his words were so kind. Is this really our vice president who never cares about personal gain? It's so touching. Ah... I can't imagine, I really can't imagine, under the leadership of such a vice president, what a harmonious and loving family our club will eventually become!
"Vice President..."
Ninja-san's call was full of deep emotion. Everyone could imagine the dazzling light that his respected, dear vice president was bathed in from the angle from which he looked up. No wonder he squinted slightly and dared not look directly at the person in front of him.
He raised his hand and firmly grasped the vice president's strong hands, his voice earnest: "If I cannot commit seppuku to atone for my sins, I will live forever in guilt and torment... So please, just to help me, please punish me however you wish!"
To avoid feeling guilty, do you forcefully request punishment from the other party?
What noble virtues! What upright character! It is truly unimaginable that such saintly qualities could still exist in this dusty world full of interests and calculations.
Everyone wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes.
—There's no way around it, there's no way around it! After all, the two gentle men in front of us have such wonderful character that it's hard to resist them!
If you don't believe me, look at that anime club girl called Yanbao. She's panting heavily, covering her flushed and burning cheeks, staring intently at them. Her bright, sparkling eyes seem to be about to burst with tears.
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