My aunt is a magical girl, and so am I.

Chapter 5: Magical Girl Maid Contract V7.2.1 Revised Edition

The white mascot gracefully twisted an S-shape in mid-air and floated past lightly.

The table lamp sat beside the bed, its shade dented.

"Well, don't get so worked up."

It grinned, revealing its rabbit-like three-lobed mouth, and floated back half a meter with a grin, tilting its round head and feigning innocence with its beady black eyes.

"So many years...how many years?"

"Sixteen years, three months, and eleven days!" Chu Sheng gritted his teeth. "I haven't forgotten you, you bastard, for a single day!"

"Has it been that long?" The white mascot casually spread out its short, fingerless hands. "Well, time doesn't matter. But you, how was your first experience facing a monster?"

"You've been fucking spying on me all this time?" Chu Sheng was stunned.

Logically, only that voluptuous head of the Imperial Guard should know about his actions today. How did this beast get the news so quickly?

The white mascot seemed to have heard something funny, and its mouth stretched even wider.

"Spying on you?" it scoffed. "I don't have that kind of free time. Do you know how many magical girls I'm managing?"

Seeing that Chu Sheng remained silent with a dark expression, the white mascot stretched out a short arm and waved it.

"Thousands!" It shook its head. "Even though you're the only one with a penis, you're not worth my time."

"Damn it! Am I the only guy here?" Chu Sheng instantly flew into a rage, pointing at it and cursing, "So it really was just your twisted sense of humor back then? Is there no justice? Is there no law?"

The white mascot slowly circled in mid-air, its expression devoid of any remorse, and asked in a sinister tone, "You hate me that much? But it seems you've actually had a great time these past sixteen years, quite enjoying yourself, haven't you?"

"Wearing a soft, fragrant dress in the middle of the night to show off? Practicing how to put on colored contact lenses in front of the mirror? Posting suggestive dances on Bilibili to gain followers? Oh, and secretly using your saved allowance to buy zombie powder..."

It counted its non-existent fingers as if they were precious treasures.

"Stop." Chu Sheng raised his hand expressionlessly, making a "T" sign to indicate a pause. "What's past is past. There's no point in settling scores with you now. Tell me, what brings you here?"

The white mascot grinned again, and Chu Sheng could clearly see that its smile was full of mockery.

"I was going to say that since you are so averse to this sacred profession, I might as well be merciful and let you go back to being an ordinary person."

Its long tail swung over and slapped Chu Sheng's face twice.

"Now it seems you really can't bear to part with your 143 fans."

Chu Sheng pretended not to hear and repeated without changing his expression, "What brings you here this time?"

"I'm here to collect interest," the white mascot said, enunciating each word clearly.

Interest?

Chu Sheng froze, taking a wary half-step back: "What interest? When did I owe you money?"

"You've been using my magical power for free for sixteen years, shouldn't you pay some interest?" The white mascot's face instantly darkened. "Or are you trying to renege on your debt?"

"Bullshit! How can you call it defaulting on a contract regarding magical girls?" Chu Sheng retorted. "When the contract was signed, you didn't mention any interest."

"Well, you're not only poor, you're also illiterate. It's clearly written in the fine print of Article 8 in the contract appendix."

The white mascot sneered and flicked its short arm in the air.

"Whoosh!"

A scroll of parchment contract, shimmering with a black light, appeared out of thin air, unfurled with a whoosh, and stretched all the way to the floor.

It poked at a line of tiny print, thinner than a fly's leg, with its short, tiny hands: "Party A has the right to periodically collect interest on the power loan from Party B, with payment in currency including but not limited to..."

"Wealth, achievements, dreams, memories, and... life."

Chu Sheng squinted and stretched his neck forward: "Your handwriting is too small. I have a bit of astigmatism. Can you hold it closer so I can take a look?"

The white mascot, unsuspecting, impatiently grabbed the parchment and shoved it right in front of Chu Sheng's head: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly... Holy crap?!"

Just then!

It happened in the blink of an eye!

Chu Sheng suddenly opened his blood-red mouth, snatched the contract, crumpled it into a ball in a few quick movements, and stuffed it directly into his mouth!

"Smack smack... gulp!"

Under the astonished gaze of the white mascot, Chu Sheng's Adam's apple bobbed as he swallowed the wad of parchment whole!

"Hiccup. Where's the contract?" Chu Sheng looked confused. "I didn't see it either."

One person and one mascot stared at each other, wide-eyed.

"Heh." The white mascot trembled, laughing in exasperation. "Fine, you're quite something. You've got guts. You want to play the rogue, don't you?"

It stared intently at Chu Sheng: "Do you know what happened to the last magical girl who dared to break the contract to his face?"

"What do you mean by 'tear up the contract'? I don't understand." Chu Sheng scratched his head innocently and kindly suggested, "Who is it? That's so mean! Why don't you call the police and have her arrested?"

"You just wait." The white mascot's body began to fade, turning into wisps of white mist, its eyes seeming to be looking at a dead man.

"You'll experience it for yourself soon."

Before the words were even finished, it vanished completely from the room, leaving not even a trace of magical energy behind.

Chu Sheng dared not be careless and stood there for more than half an hour.

Once he confirmed that the beast was really gone, his face turned deathly pale, and beads of cold sweat rolled down his forehead.

He bent over, grabbed his neck with both hands, knelt on the carpet, and opened his mouth wide.

"Ugh—cough cough cough! Ugh—!"

pat.

He spat a wad of parchment covered in saliva onto the floor.

"Cough cough... Damn it, that almost choked me to death..."

Chu Sheng was panting heavily, and wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.

He wasn't worried about the "fate" the white mascot had mentioned. At worst, he could just run away to the Administration Bureau and hide. It couldn't possibly kill him, could it?

In a society governed by the rule of law, magical girls are also officially employed.

After a while, Chu Sheng felt a little better, and disregarding his nausea, he unfolded the parchment again.

Magical Girl Maid Contract V7.2.1 Revised Edition

The first part was a long, tedious user disclaimer that stated "the final interpretation right belongs to Party A," which Chu Sheng didn't bother to read. He quickly found Appendix 8.

"Party A has the right to periodically collect interest on the power loan from Party B. The payment currency includes, but is not limited to, [Warcraft Cores], [Wealth], [Achievements], [Dreams], [Memory], and [Life]. (Note: Deductions will be strictly prioritized in the above order.)"

He finished reading it word by word, then slammed the parchment to the ground, gritting his teeth in anger.

"Damn it! I knew this beast was bluffing me!"

Warcraft Core, which is ranked first in priority, sounds like a special material dropped by monsters in online games, right?

I need to ask the [Imperial Guard] Director what this is.