blueteamnovel Chapter 116
Chapter 116
Chapter 116
Gu Muxi picked up the small caterpillar from her body with her fingers, dangling it in the air.
“Stinky Feng, look, its body still wriggles in the air, how cute!”
“Don’t you think it’s cute?”
Yi Feng tugged at the corner of his mouth, “Cough cough, really? I can’t see where the cuteness is...”
“Look at its long, slender body, and it moves, just lacks a bit of fur.”
“What do you think it likes to do most?”
“Um... Given its length, maybe it likes to burrow?”
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“Who says it can’t? It probably prefers moist and warm burrows.”
“Hmph~ Nonsense!” Gu Muxi didn’t believe his ridiculous claims, placing the caterpillar on the table and watching it crawl.
Now, she seemed like a child who had discovered a new toy, carefully observing its movement.
“It’s really cute!”
“Uh, how about we let it go?” Yi Feng asked.
“This cute... of course, we use it for experiments!”
“Does it navigate with its head? If its head is cut off, can it still crawl?”
Gu Muxi asked like a curious baby.
“How would I know, I’ve never tried...” Yi Feng tugged at the corner of his mouth.
Gu Muxi, indeed not an ordinary woman...
Too damn fierce!
“Then I’ll try.”
As soon as her words fell, the gleam of a fruit knife flashed.
The caterpillar’s head fell to the ground!
A true swift action!
The caterpillar’s body lay motionless on the table.
Gu Muxi sighed, somewhat disappointedly, “So, cutting off its head, it can’t survive.”
“You don’t say? What thing can live without its head?” Yi Feng felt a chill down his neck, shrinking it.
Gu Muxi expressionlessly disposed of the body, then took the fruit knife up close, inspecting it.
“This knife is a bit dull, I need to sharpen it, don’t you think?”
“Gu Muxi, you love reading martial arts novels?”
“Yes, I have no interest in romance novels. Aunt Qiong’s novels are all about lovey-dovey or torturous love, too melodramatic for me.”
“I love reading martial arts novels, wandering the world with a sword, how cool is that, stepping in whenever there’s injustice!”
“Master Jin’s martial arts novels are so well written, maybe I could learn a few moves, and then I won’t be afraid of bad guys anymore.” Gu Muxi made a sword-drawing gesture, looking heroic.
“I guess the bad guys would be afraid of you. Ordinary people probably couldn’t even get close to you!” Yi Feng teased.
Gu Muxi patted his shoulder, “Don’t be envious, Miss, I can teach you if you want!”
She squinted her eyes, harboring some mischievous idea inside.
“Me? Why would a big man like me need to learn that? Is it necessary?” Yi Feng rolled his eyes at her.
Gu Muxi solemnly said, “How can it not be necessary?”
“Think about it, you’re so tender and soft, what if you run into some female thugs on the street?”
“Boys, when going out, must also protect themselves!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll teach you a few moves of male self-defense techniques, the absolute moves from judo, guaranteed that if you encounter female thugs, you’ll definitely be able to overcome them!”
Yi Feng: “( ̄ェ ̄;)......”
“Actually... if I encounter female thugs, I could just lie down and surrender.”
“At worst, I’ll sacrifice my charm to save my life!”
“Bang!”
Gu Muxi raised her hand and gave him a brain bump on his head.
“Stinky Feng, I’m giving you a chance to rephrase your words!”
Yi Feng held his head, inhaling sharply from the pain.
“Hisss!”
“I, I will definitely resist to the end, to preserve my purity and integrity unto death!”
Gu Muxi then showed a satisfied look, patting his shoulder, “That’s more like it!”
“That’s how a man should be!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll really teach you a few useful moves!”
“And... it’s free of charge~”
Yi Feng looked at her warily, feeling an ominous premonition rising inside.
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