blueteamnovel Chapter 11: I Hate Become Your Fans!
Chapter 11: I Hate Become Your Fans!
Chapter 11: I Hate Become Your Fans!
Kai muttered to himself just before returning to the checkpoint.
Suddenly, a familiar notification popped up:
[Hyo-Rin hates you. Mission failed!][Penalty applied! You have died!][Skill activated: Returning to Checkpoint!]
"Ahem, what's wrong, Bakachin? Answer me—what did you think of my performance?" Hyo-Rin was standing right in front of him again, looking at him expectantly.
Kai sighed internally. Alright, back at square one. This time, I'll be prepared.
He straightened up, forced a confident smile, and strolled toward Hyo-Rin with exaggerated casualness. "Oh hey, Hyo-Rin! Your performance tonight was absolutely amazing. I feel like I'm your number one fan now."
Hyo-Rin tilted her head, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Really? Hehe, what did you like most about it?"
Kai froze for a second. He hadn't thought that far ahead. "Um... everything. Especially... um... your figure! Yeah, your figure! It was... inspiring!"
Before Hyo-Rin could react, Kai lunged at her like a man possessed.
"Wha—what are you doing?!" Hyo-Rin shrieked, reaching for her pistol. But Kai anticipated it this time and grabbed her wrist before she could aim.
With lightning speed, Kai knocked the pistol from her hand. It clattered across the floor. He wrapped his arms around her in what could only be described as a chaotic bear hug.
"KYAA! STOP IT!" Hyo-Rin flailed wildly as Kai's hands moved in frantic directions—chest, stomach, hips. His eyes were wild with panic and desperation.
Meanwhile, Kitty, Hyo-Rin's ever-loyal bodyguard, charged in like a rhino, but Kai ducked just in time. She missed him by inches.
"I'M ALMOST DONE!" Kai howled, running his hands over Hyo-Rin's hips like a madman. "THERE. DONE." He abruptly let her go, leaving her sprawled on the floor, breathless.
"W-what... was THAT?!" Hyo-Rin gasped, her face red.
Before anyone could process what just happened—
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Kitty had grabbed Hyo-Rin's pistol and shot Kai three times in the chest.
"I'm disappointed in you, Bakachin," Kitty said, looking at him with a mix of sadness and rage. "I thought you were different. But you're just like all those perverts trying to get close to my master."
Kai crumpled to the ground, a weird, blissful grin on his face as the darkness swallowed him.
[Hyo-Rin hates you. Mission failed!][Penalty applied! You have died!][Skill activated: Returning to Checkpoint!]
Once again, Kai heard Hyo-Rin's familiar, high-pitched voice.
"What's wrong, Bakachin? Answer me—what did you think of my performance?"
Okay, okay. Third time's the charm, Kai thought, steeling himself. This time, he was determined to play it cool.
"I've only had Kitty as my partner. But now, Bakachin, since you're my true fan... will you be my assistant spy?"
"Assistant... spy?" Kai echoed. He vaguely remembered reading something like this in the trashy harem novel by Kamiyama Ai—the one where Hyo-Rin ropes Haruto into helping her fight criminals. But that scene didn't happen until after her affection level hit 1!
"How is this happening so soon?" he muttered under his breath.
"Well? What's your answer, Bakachin?" Hyo-Rin asked. She pulled off her gloves and extended her hand toward him, waiting for a handshake.
Kitty gave a rare smile. "We're counting on you, Bakachin."
Kai groaned internally. If I say no, this quest will never end...
"Alright," he said at last. "I'll do it. I'll be your assistant spy. Please take care of me, Rin-chan. Kitty." He grasped Hyo-Rin's hand and gave it a firm shake.
A familiar notification dinged in his mind:
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[Physical contact detected!]View heroine's status:Name: Charlotte Hyo-RinAffection Level: 1/5Thoughts: "Finally, I found my true fan. I'm so happy."
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[You have successfully completed the Quest! Increase Charlotte Hyo-Rin's affection level to 1. (Complete!)]
[Congratulations! Hyo-Rin has opened up to become one of your heroines!][Hyo-Rin's Affection: 1/5]
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Kai felt a huge wave of relief wash over him. Finally. It's done. I can move on to the next—
"Here's your pistol, Bakachin." Hyo-Rin suddenly handed him a Glock 17. "And here's your uniform."
Kai blinked at the skin-tight black spy suit. "W-where did you even get this? And wait—don't tell me..."
"Oh, we're going on a mission tonight!" Hyo-Rin declared cheerfully.
Kai's eyes bulged. "WHAT?!"
"Hehe, of course!" Hyo-Rin grabbed Kai's wrist and dragged him toward a sleek, black getaway car parked just outside.
Kitty hopped into the driver's seat, looking focused and battle-ready.
"Alright, let's go bust some criminals!" Hyo-Rin shouted with enthusiasm.
"Can I just take a nap first?" Kai mumbled, staring at the Glock in his hand as the car sped off into the night. This trashy harem novel was officially turning into a spy-action thriller.
I'm doomed.@@@@