blueteamnovel Chapter 132 My Mother, the Vampire Goddess
Chapter 132 My Mother, the Vampire Goddess
"Wow. You really ripped my ear off," I said, looking down at my ear laying on the floor of the bathroom.
"You deserved it. Imagine having the gall to fuck in front of your own mother!" She said.
"I guess that's fair, but I really had no choice," I said.
"You could've chosen not to fuck to summon your mother in a ritual!" She said. "There has to be other rituals that could've summoned me."
"First, I didn't fully know if Shikasa was going to be my mother or not. Second, my Master Bader said all the other rituals in the book didn't work," I said.
"You suspected I was your mother and you still did it? The nerve. You are something else. Your father did a terrible job of raising you after I died," she said.
"Dad died," I said somberly. "He wasn't the only one who raised me."
"Oh, I'm sorry honey. That must have been hard. I'm sorry I couldn't be there to help you through it. But who raised you after Frank died?" Shikasa said.
"Johnny did," I said.
"Johnny? The mob boss? No wonder you turned out like shit! He better not have roped you into doing crimes for him," she said.
"He did," I said. I felt the side of my head. My ear had fully grown back. Well that was one good thing. At least I didn't have to walk around with a missing ear because my mother decided to rip it the fuck off.
"That son of a bitch! You tell me where he is, Dylan! You tell me where he is, and I will end him!" She said.
"It's fine, mom! He didn't do all the raising. I ran away after I was done doing crimes for him and raised myself for a bit. I turned out alright," I said.
"He let you run away? And what, live on the streets? Oh, I'm doubly going to end him now. I'll kill the son of a bitch, then raise him as a vampire and drive a stake through his fucking heart!" She said.
"Holy shit, mom! Calm down! He did his best raising me with what he knew, and unfortunately crime was most of what he knew. Dad wasn't much better. You know you married a mafia enforcer right?" I said.
"I know, but your father was different. He didn't want you growing up in the life and he swore to me he would keep you away from it," she said as she massaged her forehead.
"Ok, uh, let me look," I said. I was pretty sure none of my girls brought a spare change of clothes to the suite, but I looked desperately hoping I was wrong.
As I looked around, I noticed Lara was wearing a different outfit than she had on originally. I wondered where she got it from. Then I saw it. Next to her bed was a small travel luggage bag.
Of course, the business minded one would bring a change of clothes. I rifled through her bag and just grabbed the first things I could find. I came out with a t-shirt with a random logo on it and a pair of jeans.
"Here," I said as I threw the clothes into the bathroom.
"Thanks. I hope they fit." Half a minute later, "These actually fit surprisingly well. I don't know how I feel about the fact that you date women with the same body size and shape as me."
"Actually, if you'll come out here, you'll see that I date women with a variety of different body types," I said.
"What does that mean?" She said as she walked out of the bathroom and saw the 5 women sleeping on the 5 beds in the room. "Oh no. Tell me you didn't do it."
"Do what, mom? You'll have to be more specific, because I've done a lot of things," I said.
"Tell me you didn't get a slave harem," she said.
"Oh my god, no! Why would you even think that?" I said.
"Well, you said you're dating all these women. They can't all be dating you voluntarily. I mean, who would exclusively date one man, while four other women are also exclusively dating him too?" She said.
"They would, apparently," I said. "Maybe I'm just special."
"Or maybe they're just crazy," she said.
"Oh my god, stop this. We're going to dinner and you're going to meet them all and only then can you decide if they're crazy," I said.
I walked around the room waking up my girls by slapping each of them on the ass. "Get up!" I said. Once all of them were sitting up and rubbing the sleep from their eyes, I said, "Lovely ladies of mine, this is my mother," I gestured at Shikasa. "We're all going to have dinner together and get to know each other, because she thinks you're all crazy for dating me."
All 5 women looked at each other, then at me, then at my mother, and said, "Whaaat?" Then Mira added from the back, "That's bullshit!"