blueteamnovel Chapter 96 I Don't Believe It
Chapter 96 I Don't Believe It
"so, battle derby?" i said.
"yeah," mira said. "thanks for shielding me with your body. how did he miss you that many times though?"
she tried to walk around me to look at me back, but i turned so she couldn't see the holes in the back of my clothes.
"what are you hiding? are you hit, dylan? we need to get you to a hospital!" mira said.
i gave up. there was no way for me to hide that i was shot and didn't get hurt. if i went to the hospital there would be even more questions waiting for me there.
"i'm fine," i said.
"then let me see your back," mira said through gritted teeth.
"i'm fine!" i said again.
"let." she grabbed my balls. "me." she squeezed them lightly. "see." she squeezed them harder. "your." she squeezed them even harder. "back." surprised i hadn't gone down yet, she squeezed them with all the mechanical might her cybernetic hand could muster.
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it was at this point my balls finally sent a message to my brain. the message was, "ow." i immediately collapsed to the ground. ok. apparently i'm not invincible. i can still be hurt. good to know.
"let go and i'll let you," i said in a raspy breath.
"that's better," she said. she pulled her hand off my junk. "man, why do you have such huge genitals?"
"i don't know. ask my mom," i said.
"why would i ask your mom? that's gross," she said.
"it sounded better in my head," i said. i rolled over onto my stomach so she could see my back, and so i didn't have to get up. i was still in a lot of pain. i had directed vi to the injury site to heal it and it did, but the nerves were still sending ouchie signals to my brain.
that's what she did after she pushed me. she got up and ran away.
"huh. i probably should've expected that," i said to myself.
[she stole your wallet]
'i had a wallet?'
[in this video game simulation level, yes, you had a wallet]
'oh. then i'm pretty sure i know where she's going. do i still have access to my pocket dimension wallet? she didn't just take all my money did she?'
[no. she has a credit card that has access to your wallet money though]
"oh, shit! i better get after her then," i said. i tried to get up but i fell over. after a minute, i finally got up, but by that time she was long gone.
"i wonder where that battle derby place is," i said.
a large shadow momentarily blocked out the sun. i looked up. it was a blimp. it had a screen on it that said, "try your luck at the battle derby!" it had a lit up arrow pointing in the direction of a large colosseum style building that i was surprised i hadn't noticed earlier.
"i see," i said. i began running to the colosseum. with my enhanced speed i made it there pretty quickly. there was no sign of mira though.
i went up to a ticket booth outside the colosseum and said, "i'd like to sign up for the battle derby?"
a really bored looking lady was filing her nails behind the counter. without looking up she grabbed a bunch of different pieces of paper, stapled them together and slid them under the window.
"you're going to fill out all those forms and then hand it back to me," she said, still looking at her nails.
"ok," i said. i looked over the forms and began to sign each spot one by one without reading the fine print. i know you're supposed to read the fine print, but what good would that do me?
i had to sign up to get mira back. what good would knowing how many ways this company could screw me be?